Witch Doctor

Full name: unpronounceable in any recorded language

 

The Witchdoctor is the spiritual leader and de-facto chief of the ancient Moholy Nagy. Not known for his people skills and often prone to irrational outbursts of anti-social behaviour. A formidable figure especially when accompanied by his ceremonial pet, a dreaded Beaked Python capable of spitting venom for distances of up to 14cm. Lives in a cave with said snake as his only company.

 

Despite his apparent handicaps as a leader of men, he is still well liked and respected amongst his people, and feared by his enemies. Has a remarkably limited vocabulary.

 

Likes: Ritual sacrifice, dogs, shouting 'Yar!'

 

Dislikes: Clothes, onions, chatty children.

 
 
   

 
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Witch Doctor   Spoons   Waverley
         
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