Full name: Dworkin

Middle-aged. His best years behind him.

A male Labradumpling (a mongrel mix of fat dogs and Labrador).

Lives in Rusty’s home as he has become too large for his kennel. Given to Rusty as a Christmas present by an eccentric Aunt. Devoted to his new owner despite Rusty’s obvious ambivalence. Has a pronounced goitre due to dietary complications. Also suffers from excessive flatulence. Overweight as he will eat just about anything. Like most dogs he is supremely stupid.

Likes: cats, all food, TV, Shiny Man, rest.

Dislikes: exercise.

Catchphrase: 'Arf!'